What If My Head Was As Wide As My Shoulders?

I'm hoping Costco Magazine will see my adjustments and hire me.

Notorious B.I.G. Says "Don't Sext and Drive" and use a "Kong-dum".

I've just been drawing on stuff, I got no brain of my own.

Dirty Magazine

Miss U

It's been quite a while since I updated this. There's no reason to let it die yet,  although I may move to a different site soon. Here's some things I've done semi-recently.

                     

Trial Sized Terror

Here are some tiny monsters that I made for the Swarm of Tiny Monsters art show which will be happening today at Multiple Threads in Berkeley. The show's from 6PM to 9PM and the address is 1820 Solano Ave, Berkeley, CA. You should come by and check it out! 

 Chloe

 Doug

 Dr. Bathroom

 Eddie The Wizard

 Harvey

Kroll 

 Norman The Accuser

 Professor Chikn

Summer

I Only Want To Climb The Corporate Ladder So I Can Go Down The Slide

So, I drew on my sketchbook, then in my sketchbook and then on a bunch of my time cards. I've been drawing that chicken guy down there for years and years. He's always throwing up and/or drunk though, and I really hope that he gets his act together. He used to wear a tie, as if he thought that maybe one day he would get back to work and set his life straight but that's been missing in recent drawings. I can only assume that means he's hit a rough patch and perhaps feels no connection to the old chicken he once was, a hard working, feathered fowl, pecking his way up the corporate ladder. I hope you get your tie back one day buddy. Maybe I'll draw it on next time, just to help you get back on your feet and remind you there's still hope for an imaginary chicken that I made up. Or maybe I'm just tired of drawing ties. 

An Invisible 74 Year Old Schizophrenic

I made it and now it's on the internet.